10 Signs That You are Obsessed With Cleaning
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Cleaning the house is not typically a person's favorite activity, but that certainly doesn't apply to you! If you need a short break from being on your knees with a toothbrush, as well as a quick laugh, enjoy these ten jokes about your passion for scrubbing.
You know you're obsessed with cleaning when…
- …Your close friends don't worry about the "five second rule" when visiting your home.
- …You wish that you could find a perfume with undertones of bleach.
- …You find yourself cleaning your cleaning supplies.
- …Your whites aren't "white" until they glow in the dark.
- …You call family and friends just to tell them about that new cleaning product that you found.
- …You try to find tactful ways of asking other people if you can organize their pantry.
- …Your friends call you Monica Geller.
- …You go through more paper towels than toilet tissue in your home.
- …You turn down a date because the oven is overdue for a good scrub.
- …You've toying with the idea of re-naming your white cat "Clorox."